Q: Hi, I have landed a date with my dream girl (well my latest at least). My other wives don't know about it yet. Which places in SA do you recommend - It can be anywhere as I have access to the Airforces aircraft and they can fly us anywhere I tell them to. I would also like to finish the evening off in a hotel that has quality showers. Regards, JZ

A: What? It hasn't fallen off yet? Hell you've got some serious antibodies working for you! Must be all that beetroot and garlic!