Q: I received this email this morning (obviously pictures were included) and thought it quite funny, just thought I'd share it. For the whingers and do gooders : ADULT CONTENT - DO NOT READ. When you see a woman and want her badly, please always consider the following: No matter how beautiful she is, No matter how sexy she is, No matter how seductive she is, No matter how cute and sweet she is, No matter how nice her beaver is, No matter how huge her mellons are, Somwhere on this planet a man is enjoying a beer because he got rid of her....... Lise - I'm sure he had already considered that and decided it worthwhile anyway, the only loser is the poor sod buying the Champagne. Lise - I will have the last word here........give her 20 years and countless kilo's and we'll see who will be buying the Champagne or coming in 2nd. :) Lise - You must know by now that I am not the type to "give over" - you're making assumptions now "the man will be sitting poor and hairless drinking his old beer." - that's assuming he took on a second woman......and I'm sure gigolos also have standards.......
A: Hmm that may be true but the only reason he is drinking a beer is because he cannot afford anything else, she however is drinking real French Champagne with her new lover, every day, bought with all the money she got out of the poor sod...... Exactly! Men, shame poor dears, always come 2nd to us women. Bull give over, in 20 years time that woman will have enough money to buy herself a gigolo......the man will be sitting poor and hairless drinking his old beer.
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