Q: Do you eat lunch with him / her? Do you give him / her a beer after a hard days work?
A: I don't have a gardener anymore as he is Malawian and your brothers chased him away. I am now the gardener - when I work in the garden - my wife won't allow me in the house with my gum boots on - so if it is a No 1 - then - the lemon tree gets fertilized otherwise - I use the bathroom - and I always reward myself with a beer afterwards.