Q: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED CITIZEN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER." Skoobs - not illiterate, just slightly dyslexic and i stammer when i say t the, therefore the extra t or emphasis..

A: I'll be working on a reply. Just wait and see... ADD: My attempt at a come back has been deleted. You win this round. lol. Looking forward to the next one.