Q: Van has a Petrol station in Poffadder and was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local 'Dutchie' pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. Van told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The 'Dutchie' guessed 8, and Van said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time." A week later, the same "dutchie' , along with his buddy Koos, and pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. Van again asked him to guess the correct number. He guessed 2 this time. Van said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the 'Dutchie' said to his buddy Koos, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." Koos replied, " Nooooit, it's not rigged bru. My wife won twice last week
A: har har har har! There is a petrol station in Athlone in cape town where the petrol jokkie sells bankies of daga. thats the only "added benefit" over here