Q: How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. **************************** How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. ******************************** What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it. ****************************************** How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. ************************************ How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. ************************************ What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy. *************************************** What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. *********************************** What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. kfk just because I have a man doesn't mean he is perfect, he has flaws like the rest of us. It's like just because I am blonde doesn't mean I can't makes blonde jokes. Come on KFC I thought even you could come up with a better reason. Sorry I couldn't find a joke about a b!ow job for a ignorant, rude, incompetent a.s.s hole. (kfk)
A: What can I say and there is no sour grapes..Lol. However please let me remind you of this - Woman has MAN in it; Mrs. has MR . in it; Female has MALE in it; She has HE in it; Madam has ADAM in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman.... Why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME