Q: After all he hates them - "However, he [Baird] must not degrade me. No Boer is going to undermine me, fuck him. He mustn't insult me, fuck him, I don't care," Motata said in the recording Baird made on an I-Mate cell phone. Anyone betting on he will get away with it?

A: You know, Alf, the sad thing about South Africa and it's peasant government is that if it wasn't so serious it would make a great reality TV show, like " Animals do the darnedest things." The problem is that no one knew that Motata was a drunkard until he pitched up at court one day sober. The reason that he has a white lawyer is that the black ones are too expensive.