Q: Why is dubai bent on world domination? Are they looking to control the world someday? Tallest building (Burj Dubai), Biggest Amusement park (Dubailand), Biggest Mall, etc. Does any of this somewhat scare you?

A: Scare me? I think it's hilarious. These twits will spend $15 million for the right to buy the lowest-numbered license plate in their ridiculously tiny 'empire'. I'll be laughing when their monuments to excess collapse under their own weight.